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Posted on: February 10, 2008 5:05 pm
 

Jack Frost has never seen cleavage....for certain

Returned from Mexico to -4 degrees.  Back beneath the wool for another eternity, at least until the spring comes...in June or is it July this year. I am certain Jack Frost has never ogled a glimps of a womans essence because there just aren't any ladies out there brave enough, strike that, crazy enough to show anything below the neck.  I am not even showing my earlobes right now!! 

Thank goodness my friendly neighbor plowed my driveway,  the pile is 6 feet high on both sides.  No way the truck was going to make it in there, my guess was 3 feet in the low spot.

So back to my thought, I go to Mex on business and stretch it out into a minivacation in Cancun area.  Had a great time.  Got some sun on some places sorely in need.  Got the batteries charged up.  Bought a new bikini, a new dancing dress, and a new pair of sandals, but now I am back in the Suck, wearing boots, a wool turtleneck, a down coat, gloves, ear muffs - what the hell is sexy about that??  Nothing....

I offer that Jack Frost is either homosexual or maybe he is Rob in Tally...my new posting buddy....because there is no way Jack F.  gets any arousal from what I am wearing now or in Rob's case, just because I am a woman and he is not into that.

Final thought...

Electile Dysfunction  - Failure to become aroused by any candidate put forth by any political party.

Love All Ya'll (not you Rob in Tally)

AV

Posted on: February 7, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Sun in my fun...

Welcome to Mexico Senorita.....

A lttle sun in my fun.....some oil on my skin.....an umbrella in my drink.....a new bikini - so nice.......a little sun on my shoulders....some golf with rentals.....some rum and dancing....Thanks for that headache Jose C......no cell phones...but I do have internet (go figure)......my that guy over there is cute and .....gay - my luck.....do I have enough money to retire?......I hate work...........

Phone call home to a girl friend to confirm pickup at airport.  2-3 feet of snow in driveway, high temp of 3 degrees F.....

What is the immigration policy to Mexico? I think I'm staying.....

My advice to all you snow bound Americanos......put a skid mark on the visa and get south for some fun in the sun with Amerigo!!!

Has been great for my psyche.....

 
 
 
 
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