Tag:pleasure
Posted on: May 10, 2008 12:24 pm
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The Second Coming of My Virginity

It had been 10 months for me.  Now granted I haven't felt up to it for the last 6 or 7 months.  But even then I was starting to wonder if I was going to ever have an opportunity to enjoy lovemaking again.  But alas, I have met a very nice man and have been spending quite abit of time with him for the last several weeks - explanation for my absence around here.  Anyway, it just sorta happened and it was a huge relief for me in many ways.  The obvious one, of course.  But just getting back into the saddle without my bridle (breasts) and riding the horse again - sorry for the metaphor - was strange and awkward - but he was very patient and gentile and what a ride I gave him!!!

So I guess I have lost my second virginity.....   Nice!!  Oh so nice indeed.

So I want to know.....what is the longest stretch of abstinence you have gone through, what was the reason and what did it feel like to get back on the carnival ride?  I know my stomach had butterflies.

AV (is back)

 

Posted on: March 12, 2008 7:03 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures Two - Come (Clean) Again, Boys

When I have had a man around the house I must admit I have put on his button down shirt when he was not home.  It smelled wonderful and made me think devilishly about previous events.  Later when he came home I modeled it for him.  Ofcourse I never buttoned it all the way up, letting the top edge of a lacy bra peek out here and there.  They have all loved it and I have to admit I found it sexy and a turn on.  Just writing this now ... mmmm...... or is it a purrrr?  I have to admit to even wearing my man's boxers, though they were a little loose, and those were sexy too.  So as I thought about it and how sexy I found it to be, it occurred to me that men may get the same guilty pleasure if the shoe were on the other foot, so to speak.

You remember.  You're alone.  No one is coming home for hours. There it is at the foot of the bed.  It is calling to you.  Remember last night.  Yeah, you remember.  A quick touch.  Soft.  Almost still warm.  Shiny and smooth. Glance around.  You are alone, I assure you.  Go ahead, touch it again. It is only a bra.  Silky and lacy. You pick it up.  You fondly fondle it.  How silly I must look? No, no you don't.  Go ahead. You hold it up.

Now for the question.  Have you ever put it on?  Maybe not hooked it, after all 34 inches is way too small to go around your chest.  But have you put your arms through the straps?  How did you feel?  Sexy or silly.  It was only you alone with her bra...it won't tell.

Now that was alone time....have you ever modeled your ladies garmets for her?  This is what I want to know.  How does a man look in a teddy or bustier....  I am not talking about trannies or other perversions....just married or committed couples getting crazy in the privacy of their own bedrooms.   I have been to Brazil and seen a thong on a man at the beach - not attractive at all. 

Please make yourselves comfortable on the couch....

The Doctor is in.

AV

Posted on: January 31, 2008 8:17 am
 

Weather genius or gopher with a good gig?

Punxatauney Phil or however you spell it will be pulled from his (or is it a her) hole to see or not see his or her shadow on Saturday.  But I am here to probe the deeper question, how many times has PP been right in his or her predictions.  After some careful research by some NASA scientists wearing mission diapers, the answer may shock you.  Phil has always been accurate, in fact he or she is 100% accurate.  But the secret to his or her success is not through some divine intervention or a sentient quality never before seen in a rodent.  Not at all, I am  here to tell you the true Hollywood story so to speak.  PP has no 6th sense finely tune to predicting the weather.  Oh no, he does not have access to the weather satellites or even the spy sats we don't know about.  Nope,  PP has a calendar.  Julian to be exact and he or she always bets on the house.  So I say to you, is PP really a bionic, transgenic, electronically integrated government experiment?  Or can he or she just read a calendar?  And a gopher that can read is still pretty amazing, don't you think?
 
 
 
 
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