Reading Smorgie's lycanthrope blow off technique really made me laugh and I thought about some of the excuses I have used to get guys to stop bothering me in bars. The run of the mill stuff sure, period, herpes, married, aching to get married, you know the lines guys. I really haven't come up with too many creative blow-off techniques, certainly no sure fire ones that work no matter what. But I know there are some hard core daters out there on both sides of the blow off who can share their most sure fire weapon or share one that was used on them personally. One that was so original that you just had to respect her for its creativity and originality.
One to get us started....(not a very good one) .... I was sitting in bar minding my own business when my third hit of the evening presented himself. He rather politely said, " Excuse me, I hate to bother you..." And I interrupted with a curt, "Then don't." Ouch, that was rude of me but I was not in the mood for passes that evening. To that polite fellow, sorry about that.
Anyway, I know you can do better than that.